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critictoo:

Crossbones - Photo Group Promo

critictoo:

Crossbones - Photo Group Promo

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.

Please, please, please don’t drive while intoxicated.

wilwheaton:

BLOG: YOUNG PEOPLE: Please let me be your Internet dad for a minute.

I saw this on our local news last night, and it broke my heart. Here’s today’s LA Times:

The Los Angeles County coroner has identified a Palmdale teen who authorities said was killed when a suspected drunk driver crashed into her home and hit her while she slept.

Giselle Mendoza, 16, was pronounced dead at her home early Sunday after Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department deputies said Roberto…

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thisoldapt:

Our buddies over at IKEA​ have rolled out some pretty amazing IKEA Home Tour webisodes. In the episode featured here, the IKEA Home Tour Squad make a few much-needed storage and organization upgrades to a (wait for it) 300-square-foot studio apartment in the Bronx. Here are some space-smart hacks to steal:

  • Don’t eat up floorspace with bulky storage units. Explore wall-mounted shelving like the LACK wall shelf ($49.99) used in this apartment.
  • If you MUST use floorspace, do so with slim-profile smart storage units like the TRONES show storage units ($39.99).
  • Use multi-function furniture pieces like the BJURSTA extendable table ($99), which is perfect for going from term paper to dinner-for-two justlikethat.

Want the IKEA Home Tour Squad to take a stab at your space? They’ll be back in New York City this summer! Apply for a chance to receive a makeover while they’re in town by submitting a video at www.ikea-usa.com/hometour and sharing how IKEA can help improve YOUR life at home. For the New York City area – the submission period for consumers to apply for a makeover is June 2 – June 25. (We’ll remind you again closer to the date, but start getting your submission together NOW!)

ALSO: Enter DAILY thru May 5th for a chance to win $10,000 in IKEA gift cards over at thisoldhouse.com

-ts

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

protowilson:

anjasa:

ladyknucklesinshape:

dead-star-residue:

fuckyeahsansastark:

Why Sansa Stark Is the Strongest Character on ‘Game of Thrones’ by Julianne Ross

MOTHER FUCKING THIS!!! If you hate Sansa- examine your choices then get off my blog.

Gonna really have to watch this show.

I didn’t like her in season 1 but the more she withstands, and the more resolve she shows, the more I love her. She’s a quiet and cunning character, and I think she’s a fresh and interesting character in a show full of morally grey and cruel characters.

I’ve got a growing respect for Sansa as a character. She’s found her way to survive in a world where she’s allowed next to no control over her own life. She’s done it by bending her neck, which I can understand most people finding distasteful, but think of the position she’s in. She stands up, and she’s dead. Instead, she’s flying under the radar. Let’s see if it gets her out intact.

hi:

I wish my wallet was as fat as I am

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

toboldlyfuckingo:

Ms Hudson is concerned the winter has been unduly harsh on him, so she knitted him several turtle cozies.  I find them amusing to look at — thought it’d be a nice way to wake up.

Literally the best quotes in all of history.